What The Hell Happened To … Cuba Gooding Jr.?
By | September 6, 2008
This week, Rotten Tomatoes turns its gaze upon the once promising, now perplexing career of a certain boat-tripping, dog-sledding Oscar winner in hopes of pinpointing just where things went wrong. So what the hell happened to Cuba Gooding Jr.?
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Brit Brit Is Rehearsing For Something
By | September 6, 2008
MSN got a hold of this video of our Lady of Cheetos shaking her fried ham hocks and whipping her seaweed weave around during a rehearsal for something. It could be for the VMAs, it could be for a concert or it could be for the opening of a Chik-Fil-A. Who knows. She actually looks like she gives two Frapps.
Just in case she is performing at the VMAs this Sunday, we should all make this Cheeto recipe in her honor. I know I’ve posted Cheeto recipes in the past, but this one is extra special! It will probably make your asshole explode and melt your toilet, but it will be worth it. Click here to get the recipe for Flaming Hot Cheeto Loaf.
Thanks Julie
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Guiding Mimi
By | September 6, 2008
If Mimi took off those enormous fucking glasses she could probably walk her own unicornie-loving-ass to the car instead of having her man-toy guide the way. He’s always holding on to Hello Kitty’s #1 fan like she’s going to blow away! Although, Nick Cannon is one smart bitch to keep a tight grip on her. When you find a big bag of money, you should never let it out of your sight. Do you hear that, Sarah Larson? I mean, if Jack in “Titanic” was rich as fuck, Rose would have never let go of his hand. Never.
Here’s Nick and the rainbow princess out in NYC last night.